Ingrown butt hair
Every follicle
Every molecule
Miracle Whip bubble wrap
Now part of taking of taking a crap
For when I shit
I need to sit
Too much to bear
This ingrown butt hair

One thought on “IBH”

  1. I wrote your 2nd verse:

    Sharing my pain
    In a public way
    To start the day
    Of each of my Facebook friends
    With images of my rear end
    And painful poo
    My gift to you
    Oh it helps to share
    My ingrown butt hair

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