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Parmesan Girl

Parmesan Girl, don’t take amiss
No heartbreak of psoriasis
For compliments you won’t be fishin’
Once I see your skin condition
‘Tain’t poison oak or mites or fleas
That makes you slough your dermal cheese
Diagnosis autoimmune
Yeah, you’re the one I want to poon
Up and down I take a gander
At your lovely flakes of dander
We’ll have hot sex when I am ready
But first please top this here spaghetti