Parmesan Girl, don’t take amiss

No heartbreak of psoriasis

For compliments you won’t be fishin’

Once I see your skin condition

‘Tain’t poison oak or mites or fleas

That makes you slough your dermal cheese

Diagnosis autoimmune

Yeah, you’re the one I want to poon

Up and down I take a gander

At your lovely flakes of dander

We’ll have hot sex when I am ready

But first please top this here spaghetti