{"id":579,"date":"2011-06-02T05:36:17","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T12:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=579"},"modified":"2015-03-30T17:31:50","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T00:31:50","slug":"a-modern-miracle-play-in-one-act","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=579","title":{"rendered":"A Modern Miracle Play in One Act"},"content":{"rendered":"
ARMAGEDDON 2.0<\/b><\/div>\n
by<\/div>\n
Heath N. Savage<\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
Dramatis Personae<\/b><\/i><\/div>\n
\u00a0<\/i><\/div>\n
Harold Camping<\/i><\/div>\n
Ms. Flockhart<\/i><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
The setting is Harold Camping’s office at Family Radio\u00a0in<\/div>\n
Oakland, CA. \u00a0There is a line graph on a wooden\u00a0stand in<\/div>\n
the\u00a0corner\u00a0of the room. \u00a0It showed a \u00a0freefall\u00a0in listeners<\/div>\n
since May 21. \u00a0 On the desk, there is an empty tray where<\/div>\n
donation vouchers are supposed to go. \u00a0Next to it is\u00a0another<\/div>\n
tray for unpaid bills, this one overflowing. \u00a0Next to the trays<\/div>\n
is a desk calendar showing a date of \u00a0October 20, 2011.<\/div>\n
The “On Air” light over the office door has been turned off.<\/div>\n
The clock on the wall says it is 11:55 p.m.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Harold Camping, President of Family Radio, is seated at<\/div>\n
his desk. \u00a0Standing next to him is \u00a0Ms. Flockhart, a cleaner in<\/div>\n
Harold Camping’s employ. \u00a0She is holding a feather duster<\/div>\n
but will provide no exposition during the play.<\/div>\n
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<\/div>\n
HAROLD CAMPING<\/div>\n
Knock knock.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
MS. FLOCKHART<\/div>\n
Who’s there?<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
HAROLD CAMPING<\/div>\n
Gumby.<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
MS. FLOCKHART<\/div>\n
Gumby who?<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
HAROLD CAMPING<\/div>\n
Gumby the End Times.<\/div>\n
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Curtain<\/i><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ARMAGEDDON 2.0 by Heath N. Savage \u00a0 Dramatis Personae \u00a0 Harold Camping Ms. Flockhart The setting is Harold Camping’s office at Family Radio\u00a0in Oakland, CA. \u00a0There is a line graph on a wooden\u00a0stand in the\u00a0corner\u00a0of the room. \u00a0It showed a \u00a0freefall\u00a0in listeners since May 21. \u00a0 On the desk, there is an empty tray where … Continue reading A Modern Miracle Play in One Act<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":580,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions\/580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}