{"id":547,"date":"2010-04-26T07:06:36","date_gmt":"2010-04-26T14:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=547"},"modified":"2015-03-30T20:33:08","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T03:33:08","slug":"hey-rocky-watch-me-pull-a-gerbil-out-of-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=547","title":{"rendered":"Hey Rocky, Watch Me Pull a Gerbil out of My&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"entry-259\" class=\"entry-asset asset hentry\">\n<div class=\"asset-content entry-content\">\n<div class=\"asset-body\">Hello again.\u00a0 To the pleasure of some and displeasure of others, Poison Spur&#8217;s hiatus is over and I&#8217;ll be posting again on a MWF schedule.\u00a0\u00a0 It&#8217;s amazing how one&#8217;s writing skills go into the toilet after even a short time away from it so bear with me.\u00a0 Expect my entries to be as lame as this one, at least for the time being.Anyway, that&#8217;s it for today.\u00a0 I have to toddle off and and be a productive little corporate cog.\u00a0 See y&#8217;all Wednesday.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello again.\u00a0 To the pleasure of some and displeasure of others, Poison Spur&#8217;s hiatus is over and I&#8217;ll be posting again on a MWF schedule.\u00a0\u00a0 It&#8217;s amazing how one&#8217;s writing skills go into the toilet after even a short time away from it so bear with me.\u00a0 Expect my entries to be as lame as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=547\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hey Rocky, Watch Me Pull a Gerbil out of My&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":638,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions\/638"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}