{"id":463,"date":"2008-09-12T15:20:48","date_gmt":"2008-09-12T22:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=463"},"modified":"2015-03-30T18:04:24","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T01:04:24","slug":"paint-it-beige","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=463","title":{"rendered":"Paint It Beige"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The business-casual secret police are at it again.<\/p>\n<p>According to a recent news article, twenty percent of perspective employers search for a job candidate&#8217;s online activities before making a hiring decision.\u00a0 Of those who do, a third of them disqualify people applicants if they see something they don&#8217;t like.\u00a0 Simply put, one in fifteen people you interview with is going to be some nosy fascist you wouldn&#8217;t want to work for anyway.<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, I can sort of see the boss&#8217; point of view.\u00a0 Beyond a sterling resume, you might want some sort of assurance that the newest member of your team isn&#8217;t going to be strung out on drugs, a kleptomaniac, or itching to go on a killing spree.<\/p>\n<p>These concerns are legitimate.\u00a0 It&#8217;s the method I object to.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s be honest.\u00a0 We all have parts of ourselves that are embarrassing, sordid, or downright disgusting.\u00a0 We keep some of these things secret but not all.\u00a0 However, to maintain a career, we keep them out of the workplace.<\/p>\n<p>My boss&#8217; greatest concern is whether I get my work done, as it should be.\u00a0 He doesn&#8217;t care whom I&#8217;m sleeping with, how many drugs I might ingest at Burning Man, or a detailed description of my last bowel movement.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s my responsibility to keep what I do in my off hours from interfering with my job duties.\u00a0 If I have a MySpace page with pictures of me dirty dancing naked with a Porky Pig pi\u00f1ata, it really should be of no concern to my employers unless I engage in that activity during staff meetings or insist on sharing the photos with easily offended colleagues.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, it&#8217;s prudent not to volunteer anything when on a job hunt.\u00a0 The person doing the hiring probably doesn&#8217;t want to see you fly your freak flag.\u00a0 You should respect that.\u00a0 So if you&#8217;re considering emailing your resume with a return address of TurboRapist@gmail.com, you might want to think again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The business-casual secret police are at it again. According to a recent news article, twenty percent of perspective employers search for a job candidate&#8217;s online activities before making a hiring decision.\u00a0 Of those who do, a third of them disqualify people applicants if they see something they don&#8217;t like.\u00a0 Simply put, one in fifteen people &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=463\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Paint It Beige<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":464,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions\/464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}