{"id":459,"date":"2008-08-08T17:18:19","date_gmt":"2008-08-09T00:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=459"},"modified":"2015-03-30T18:05:36","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T01:05:36","slug":"temperance-tantrum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=459","title":{"rendered":"Temperance Tantrum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little over a month ago, my ex-girlfriend Betty gave up the hooch.\u00a0 At least by my besotted standards, I really didn&#8217;t think she drank that much.<\/p>\n<p>Still, alcohol wasn&#8217;t doing her any favors and as her friend I respect her decision.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been down the road to recovery myself (well, the drinking part of the journey anyway) and like to make some gesture of support, even if it&#8217;s a symbolic one like reciting the Serenity Prayer before downing a shot of Jagermeister.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow night won&#8217;t be so easy.\u00a0 She&#8217;s having a birthday party at a friend&#8217;s house, a clean, sober, what-the-hell-am-I-doing-here-during-happy-hour celebration.\u00a0 I promised to attend and\u00a0 I won&#8217;t even pack a flask.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t need to drink, really I don&#8217;t.\u00a0 So if I end up ducking into the bathroom to take a few swigs from the Listerine bottle, it doesn&#8217;t mean I have a problem. I don&#8217;t drink in the morning&#8230;while I&#8217;m at work&#8230;very often, and that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m not an alcoholic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little over a month ago, my ex-girlfriend Betty gave up the hooch.\u00a0 At least by my besotted standards, I really didn&#8217;t think she drank that much. Still, alcohol wasn&#8217;t doing her any favors and as her friend I respect her decision.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been down the road to recovery myself (well, the drinking part of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=459\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Temperance Tantrum<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":460,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions\/460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}