{"id":529,"date":"2010-02-10T13:43:06","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T21:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=529"},"modified":"2015-03-30T17:59:55","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T00:59:55","slug":"service-level-agreement-the-meagerness-continues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=529","title":{"rendered":"Service Level Agreement: the Meagerness Continues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I finished Monday&#8217;s blog entry and posted it shortly before going to work.\u00a0 I was glad I was keeping up the bargain I had made with myself to update Poison Spur every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.\u00a0 I was also glad that I had gotten over whatever bug had hit me on Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>The latter gladness proved to be a tad premature.<\/p>\n<p>I had slept well the night before (a couple of shots of Nyquil will do that) and woke up feeling a lot better than I did the previous day.\u00a0 As I walked toward BART, I felt a little out of it but attributed this to getting too much sleep rather than genuine fatigue.<\/p>\n<p>I rolled into work a gentlemanly ten minutes late.\u00a0 This is a perfectly reasonable arrival time because there is a route from the elevator to my desk that goes nowhere near the offices of the few people who would give a shit.<\/p>\n<p>I got to my cubicle and realized that I had left my laptop home.\u00a0 The monitor, keyboard, mouse, and that gizmo that connects all those peripherals to it lay on my desk missing that one crucial part.<\/p>\n<p>I went home, got the laptop, and came back to work as fast as I could (on the off chance any of my employers are reading this, I stayed late that day to make up the time, so there).\u00a0 The extra exertion all but exhausted me.\u00a0 Fortunately, I have a lot of experience showing up to work with the sort of hangovers that make mere influenza pale by comparison.\u00a0 Making it through the day feeling like a coyote shat me over a cliff has become almost second nature.<\/p>\n<p>I picked up some crackers and orange juice on the way home and then curled up on the couch under a pile of blankets.\u00a0 I was in no condition to think, let alone write.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, I felt better.\u00a0 Not great, but better.\u00a0 My MWF commitment was still firm and if all I had to share was some lame excuse tarted up with self pity, so be it.<\/p>\n<p>I promise something better on Friday.\u00a0 You, not-so-gentle reader, shall be both amused and impressed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finished Monday&#8217;s blog entry and posted it shortly before going to work.\u00a0 I was glad I was keeping up the bargain I had made with myself to update Poison Spur every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.\u00a0 I was also glad that I had gotten over whatever bug had hit me on Sunday. The latter gladness &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=529\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Service Level Agreement: the Meagerness Continues<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":530,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions\/530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}