{"id":527,"date":"2010-02-08T08:36:41","date_gmt":"2010-02-08T16:36:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=527"},"modified":"2015-03-30T18:24:42","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T01:24:42","slug":"service-level-agreement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=527","title":{"rendered":"Service Level Agreement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This update to Poison Spur is going to be lame.\u00a0 it is completely going to suck.\u00a0 In fact, if you&#8217;ve managed to read this far, you&#8217;re probably regretting it already.<\/p>\n<p>I apologize.\u00a0 I know you&#8217;ve come to expect better.\u00a0 You usually have one hand wrapped around the neck of a gin bottle and another stuffed down your pants when you read my blog.\u00a0 That&#8217;s how much you like it.<\/p>\n<p>And it should have been no different this time.\u00a0 I had source material.\u00a0 Oh boy, did I ever.\u00a0 I went to Stockton on Saturday with Paula.\u00a0 Stockton, CA, God&#8217;s country, or at least where God squatted down after subsisting for a week on a diet of pork rinds and Schlitz.<\/p>\n<p>Sunday, we met up with friends of hers and wandered SF&#8217;s Chinatown at a street fair for Chinese New Year.\u00a0 Frank Chu was there.\u00a0 So was half the planet, it seemed.\u00a0 I should have been able to come up with something clever from that experience as well.<\/p>\n<p>Then a flu bug hit me.\u00a0 At least I thought it was the flu.\u00a0 My only symptoms were feeling feverish and fatigued.\u00a0 This was not normal.\u00a0 I just wanted to go home, lie down, and feel sorry for myself.\u00a0 This is plenty normal though yesterday, it was in excess of what I&#8217;m used to.<\/p>\n<p>So I went home.\u00a0 My head hurt too much to read so I watched TV.\u00a0 Larry the Cable Guy was doing stand-up on Comedy Central.\u00a0 He still wasn&#8217;t funny.\u00a0 Perhaps I was not so far gone after all.<\/p>\n<p>I ended up sleeping a lot, ten hours at least.\u00a0 That definitely helped.\u00a0 I feel much better today.\u00a0 Unfortunately, I didn&#8217;t have much chance to write.<\/p>\n<p>But write I must.\u00a0 I made a promise to myself that I was going to be less of a loser from here on out.\u00a0 I committed myself to writing more and posting to Poison Spur every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.\u00a0 No excuses, not even when I feel off.<\/p>\n<p>So there you have it.\u00a0 I&#8217;m keeping up my end of the bargain, for good or ill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This update to Poison Spur is going to be lame.\u00a0 it is completely going to suck.\u00a0 In fact, if you&#8217;ve managed to read this far, you&#8217;re probably regretting it already. I apologize.\u00a0 I know you&#8217;ve come to expect better.\u00a0 You usually have one hand wrapped around the neck of a gin bottle and another stuffed &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=527\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Service Level Agreement<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":528,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions\/528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}