Labia-reduction surgery. I didn’t know such a thing existed outside outside of the fantasies of very angry men who can’t get any. It’s true though. My friend Kat works as a nurse at a plastic-surgery clinic that offers the procedure for about $3300.<\/p>\n
That’s not all they offer, of course. If you’ve been horribly disfigured from a shotgun blast to the face, they can take that exploded-calzone face of yours and make you look like Elmer Fudd, just like that kid who liked Judas Priest just a little too much.<\/p>\n
For less severe cases, there’s rhinoplasty, breast enlargement, breast reduction, and all manner of alterations to ensure that whatever ugliness you have stays on the inside where it belongs.<\/p>\n
The lip lopping baffles me though. How low do a woman’s labia have to hang before surgery becomes a viable option. The knees? Couldn’t she just get each one tattooed with a reclining curvaceous babe? It looks great on the mud flaps of a truck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Labia-reduction surgery. I didn’t know such a thing existed outside outside of the fantasies of very angry men who can’t get any. It’s true though. My friend Kat works as a nurse at a plastic-surgery clinic that offers the procedure for about $3300. That’s not all they offer, of course. If you’ve been horribly disfigured … Continue reading The Jive and Shuck of Nip and Tuck<\/span>