{"id":257,"date":"2007-07-14T10:46:53","date_gmt":"2007-07-14T17:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=257"},"modified":"2015-03-30T20:14:16","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T03:14:16","slug":"life-can-be-a-yawner-sometimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=257","title":{"rendered":"Life Can Be a Yawner Sometimes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I said I wouldn&#8217;t post until Monday. I lied. Deal with it.<\/p>\n<p>Right now, I&#8217;m cooped up at the office, waiting for a process to complete so we can launch the latest and greatest version of the software. It&#8217;ll be another hour before we can jump in and start making the magic happen. For now, I sit here and cut the cheese, living a life of silent-but-deadly desperation.<\/p>\n<p>Since noon, I&#8217;ve brought myself up do date with my friends&#8217; blogs, read a few op-ed pieces on Yahoo News, and learned that Jim Mitchell had died. Poor Jim. I admire his contributions to my local sleaze community but can&#8217;t bring myself to mourn his passing. He did murder his brother after all. My own brother Gordon has shown admirable restraint in that department and I applaud him for it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure when I&#8217;ll get to blow out of here. My guess is that it will be about eight this evening. Whatever time this happens, I&#8217;ll be at the Argus shortly thereafter. If you see me there, offering your sympathies would be greatly appreciated. Please remember that sympathies are most effective when offered in liquor form.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I said I wouldn&#8217;t post until Monday. I lied. Deal with it. Right now, I&#8217;m cooped up at the office, waiting for a process to complete so we can launch the latest and greatest version of the software. It&#8217;ll be another hour before we can jump in and start making the magic happen. For now, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=257\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Life Can Be a Yawner Sometimes<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":258,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions\/258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}