{"id":253,"date":"2007-07-16T06:39:35","date_gmt":"2007-07-16T13:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=253"},"modified":"2015-03-30T20:17:11","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T03:17:11","slug":"i-was-drunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=253","title":{"rendered":"I Was Drunk"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"entry-54\" class=\"entry-asset asset hentry\">\n<div class=\"asset-content entry-content\">\n<div class=\"asset-body\">I really do need to install a breathalyzer lock on my keyboard. I came very close to writing something disgusting on my blog, which would be fine but I prefer my stuff to be the ramblings of a complete wing nut rather than those of a retarded drunk.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"asset-footer\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"trackbacks\" class=\"trackbacks\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really do need to install a breathalyzer lock on my keyboard. I came very close to writing something disgusting on my blog, which would be fine but I prefer my stuff to be the ramblings of a complete wing nut rather than those of a retarded drunk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":254,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions\/254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}