{"id":224,"date":"2007-07-20T14:28:12","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T21:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=224"},"modified":"2015-03-30T20:19:23","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T03:19:23","slug":"al-gore-skull-fucks-panda-eats-its-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=224","title":{"rendered":"Al Gore Skull Fucks Panda, Eats Its Butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What seems to be all the rage, at least among conservatives, is to portray the former vice president as an eco-hypocrite. &#8220;An Inconvenient Truth,&#8221; of course, is what started all the brouhaha.<\/p>\n<p>First, there was the matter of his $30,000 annual energy bill, high enough to suggest he left the light on after leaving a room at least once in a while.<\/p>\n<p>Then, there was that incident with the Patagonian toothfish served at his daughter&#8217;s wedding. Early reports pretty much had him slapping his expansive gut and saying &#8220;Extinction never tasted so good.&#8221; Well, this turned out to be bullshit. The restaurant has documents proving that the fish in question originated from a well-managed and sustainable population, and may have even liked the idea of being killed and fed to a fat rich hillbilly.<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned for a report of him parking his SUV on top of nest full of ducklings and draining oil all over them.<\/p>\n<p>But is he a hypocrite? Yeah, probably. We all are to some degree and career politicians are more than most. But unless I&#8217;m missing something, shouldn&#8217;t a reasoned debate about global warming and the environment concern itself with science and facts rather than all this ad hominem neener-neenering?<\/p>\n<p>Or perhaps not. After all, his wife Tipper was a total pain in the ass during her PMRC glory days. If he couldn&#8217;t persuade her to shut the fuck up, how is he going to get me to give up my two favorite pastimes, dynamite fishing and Styrofoam bonfires?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What seems to be all the rage, at least among conservatives, is to portray the former vice president as an eco-hypocrite. &#8220;An Inconvenient Truth,&#8221; of course, is what started all the brouhaha. First, there was the matter of his $30,000 annual energy bill, high enough to suggest he left the light on after leaving a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/?p=224\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Al Gore Skull Fucks Panda, Eats Its Butt<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"sfsi_plus_gutenberg_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_show_text_before_share":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_type":"","sfsi_plus_gutenberg_icon_alignemt":"","sfsi_plus_gutenburg_max_per_row":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=224"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":225,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224\/revisions\/225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poisonspur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}