* crickets chirp *<\/p>\n
Far too often, this is the reaction I get after I tell a joke that I considered to be quite funny. Humor often alludes to some cultural point of reference and if that point isn’t shared by jokester and audience, it flatlines.<\/p>\n
What, you don’t remember the episode of “McCloud” where Chief Clifford opined that the titular New Mexico lawman spends his quality time watching “Hee Haw” or that one “Baa Baa Black Sheep” where Peter Frampton co-starred? Well then, I guess you’re just not going to get witticisms that crystallize the essence of 1970s television, and by extension, the human condition.<\/p>\n
I’ve seen your blank stare before, Philistine, and it doesn’t bother me much. At least it’s honest, which is more than can be said for those who laugh politely no matter what. I get the feeling these people have no sense of humor but compensate with empty guffaws that originate in the brain stem. Theoretically, they’ll laugh at anything and I take it upon myself to see how far that wisdom will go.<\/p>\n
“You’ve seen that ‘McCloud’ episode, right?”<\/p>\n
“Yes,” they lie.<\/p>\n
“Well, it was pretty idiotic, which makes it perfect to have on in the background while doing the nasty with some Special Olympian I lured into my car with promises of free ice cream.”<\/p>\n
“Ha ha.”<\/p>\n
“The’re usually much more pliable if I make a game out of it so I tell them ‘Let’s slip in Mr. Queasy and see if he vomits from the stench.'”<\/p>\n
“Ha ha.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, and you know what? For a retard, your mom is pretty hot in the sack.”<\/p>\n
That usually stops them laughing, especially if the mother in question passed away in the last two weeks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
* crickets chirp * Far too often, this is the reaction I get after I tell a joke that I considered to be quite funny. Humor often alludes to some cultural point of reference and if that point isn’t shared by jokester and audience, it flatlines. What, you don’t remember the episode of “McCloud” where … Continue reading Dude the Obscure<\/span>